What else is going to go wrong with the Blackhawks?

Brian Campbell gets hit by a plane, Cristobal Huet realizes that he's French and runs away in shame, Toews gets bitten by a rabid armadillo, John Madden finally realizes that he should be playing football and bolts to the NFL, Patrick Sharp gets put in goal to replace Huet and promptly gets hit in the face by a Zdeno Chara slapshot and dies and finally, Duncan Keith gets robbed and beaten up by Patrick Kane