I Can't Do Anything Right?

Does anyone else have one of those days they just feel like they can't do anything right? I'm having one of those days. I'm crying over the fact I'm too dramatic which makes me dramatic. My grades suck because yes I slacked off this semester and i might not graduate. Yes, I'm crying and I know it's all my fault and don't tell me otherwise because it's the truth. I just need to something to uplift me. No, I can't talk to my family because they'll be annoyed that I'm crying. I could talk to my sister but I lost my phone privileges because I can't graduate. Such a crappy day. Do you know any funny jokes or have great advice for me? I know I need to grow a harder exterior. I know I cry too much also.